Hastinz-"Take Me To Your Moo‑der"-Premium Sweatshirt

A green UFO is beaming up a startled cartoon cow, with the text “TAKE ME TO YOUR MOO‑DER” underneath. The punny alien‑meets‑farm theme and bright saucer lights make it a fun, quirky graphic.

Premium Quality Construction:
Crafted from superior 320 GSM cotton fabric, this sweatshirt delivers exceptional comfort and durability. The heavyweight material ensures a structured drape with a relaxed, contemporary silhouette that's perfect for meme lovers and anyone who appreciates internet humor.

• Machine Wash
• Wash Separately

HASTINZ Return & Exchange Policy

Hey there! No returns or exchanges once your order's placed—except for damaged, defective items or if your package goes missing in transit. We're all about keeping things simple.​

Got a qualifying issue? Just hit us up within 3 days of delivery for an easy exchange. (Pro tip: Double-check our size chart above before ordering—T-shirts aren't swappable for size once confirmed!).

Spotted damage or a defect? Notify us within 48 hours of arrival with a quick email and photos—we'll sort it out fast. Your satisfaction with HASTINZ gear is our priority.

Your Orders ship fast—with in 4-7 business days— via reliable express partners like DHL, BlueDart, and XpressBee. Expect smooth, speedy delivery straight to your door!